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A recent archeological dig discovered a plethora of extinct dinosaurs. Seventy years ago life came to an abrupt end in the Wichita plains. It is believe that a new generation of VLJs filled the air and stopped sunlight from reaching the surface in the Wichita Valley. Unfortunately, the dinosaurs were unable to adapt and perished. Scientist on the scene discovered a number of new species not previously documented.
Stanosaurus- a old lumbering dinosaur that was unable develop the tools necessary for modern survival. Scientist discovered that with the feeble mind of this dinosaur was unable to produce precision tools necessary to survive. Holes in the ground prove that the dinosaur was unable to build with precision.
Gunnerraptor- Closely associated with the ancient VELOCIRAPTOR. Mean and snarly. The Gunnerraptor was believed to jump from pack to pack and then attack veraciously when he had a sudden change of mind. Recent evidence suggest that the gunnerraptor suffered from Schizophrenia.
CJ3driverodon- Similar to Pterodactylus. This dinosaur was be felled by the inability to efficiently move from place to place. While fast for its size the sheer resources needed to maintain the CJ3driverodon drove it to extinction.
Moussarus- Nasty, quick to pounce and highly opinionated. The Moussarus left the herd five years before extinction but believed he had inside information anyway.
Billygoatomimus-known for long moaning rants with no connection to the concerns of the herd. This dinosaur is believed to have lived through two ice ages.
Airtaxisaurus- Initially thought to be mobile and flexible but failed to adapt and stuck to its old ways. Scientist surmised this was one of the first dinosaurs to become extinct.
Nice work alexa...